Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
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Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
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You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
The adults are the big ones right?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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