He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
nutella sex= disaster
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
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well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
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He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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