he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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