You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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