2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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