I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
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DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Send help, water and tortillas.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
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I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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