That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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