Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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