my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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