When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
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Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
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Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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