How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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