He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
They took my balls.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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