I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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