soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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