Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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