is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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