why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
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If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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