i can't believe i had my finger in that
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
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If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
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Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
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