my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
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I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
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I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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