he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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