I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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