the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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