I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
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I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
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That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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