If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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