he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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