If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
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