We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i would punch a child for taco bell
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
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When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
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He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Couch. On fire.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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