Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
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15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
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hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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