Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
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Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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