I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Randomize
