Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
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I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
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I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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