That's intense
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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