I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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