Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
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White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
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She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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