That's intense
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
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i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
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Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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