Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
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