would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Randomize
