billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
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and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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