It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i dont even know how to be here
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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