"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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