no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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