They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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