Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
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I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
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