You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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