After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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