I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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