That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
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He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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