Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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