lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
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He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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