dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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