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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her

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  that's how i am about ashleys and britneys

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with

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  Well said.

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• (516): View more from New York

  We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition

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