i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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