I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
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we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
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It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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