I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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