my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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