their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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