"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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