Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
my sisters under your porch take her home
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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