yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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