Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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