Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Just high enough for therapy.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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